This is a letter to the lowlife scum who came onto our property on a certain cul-de-sac in Coombs some time during the night of June 30/July 1 and stole our Canadian flag.
You are a coward and a thief. You are probably the type of person who would break into our houses at Christmas time and steal our grandchildren’s Christmas presents.
I doubt you will read this letter, because you are more than likely unable to read. However, we do hope your parents are proud of you — maybe they will read it to you as a bedtime story.
By the way, did you notice the “protected by ADT security” sign right beside where we had the flag mounted? Interesting video – watch for it soon on Youtube, and remember how the Stanley Cup rioters got caught.