LETTER: Sky not falling, just a costume

It’s on the news, it’s in your face

Olympic skater’s fall from grace

It’s talked about for days on end

It’s something I can’t comprehend

Surely more important kinds

Of things are on the masses’ minds

Why make a person feel compunction

About a mere wardrobe malfunction?

It’s not as if the sky will fall

It’s just a nipple after all

Correct me if this isn’t true

That most of us are born with two!

Norma Pain

Parksville

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