It’s on the news, it’s in your face
Olympic skater’s fall from grace
It’s talked about for days on end
It’s something I can’t comprehend
Surely more important kinds
Of things are on the masses’ minds
Why make a person feel compunction
About a mere wardrobe malfunction?
It’s not as if the sky will fall
It’s just a nipple after all
Correct me if this isn’t true
That most of us are born with two!
Norma Pain
Parksville