A parrot proposal

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Catsup

1 can of Cola

1 whole cut up parrot

Put parrot in a non-stick pan. Mix together catsup and cola and pour over parrot. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat and cook 45 minutes.

Turn parrot a few times to prevent from sticking. Uncover and turn up heat and then continue to cook until the sauce becomes thick and adheres to the parrot.

Henry Farrell

Errington